Book Extract: Honeymoon for One by Frankie Collins.


I'm so excited to be sharing with you an extract from Frankie Collins' new book 'Honeymoon for One! If you are a frequent visitor to this blog (thank you) you may already know that I am huge fan of Portia MacIntosh, so anything she does I'm all in for. Frankie Collins is a new venture for Portia and I'm very much looking forward to what that means for her writing! Enjoy! :)

Chapter One 

My Wedding Day

 Your wedding day is the start of a life-long journey, and, like any other journey, it requires a lot of planning. First, and most importantly, you need to know where you’re going and how you’re going to get there. Are you on a one-track path to growing old together or are you planning on making stops at pets, babies or house moves? On a real trip you’re going to want insurance, but on the life-long journey of marriage, assurance is what you need. Are you doing this with the right person? Will they stand by you for better, for worse? For richer, for poorer? In sickness and in health? When your plans are all in place and it’s time to set off on this wonderful, wild adventure, the only thing left to do is pack – but pack light. Unfortunately, on this non-stop flight to a happy ever after, ex-boyfriends will not fit in the overhead storage, no matter how much you dissected the relationship. All baggage must be destroyed before boarding – you absolutely cannot bring your baggage into a marriage. Before you tie the knot, customs will confiscate any and all contraband still on your person, not limited to, but including flirtatious WhatsApp threads and other miscellaneous weaponry. I’m travelling light today. All I have with me is my something old (a necklace my grandma left me in her will), my something new (the sapphire studs in my ears), and my something borrowed (a handkerchief from my mum, which I’m going to keep in the pocket of my wedding dress, because you’d better believe I had my wedding dress made with sneaky pockets). My something blue is (apparently) my best friend, Ali, who is currently lying on the chaise longue at the bottom of my bed in my hotel room. ‘Oh, Lila,’ she says dramatically. ‘Are you sure you want to do this?’ I smile at myself in the mirror. Most best friends are supportive, attentive maids of honour. Ali is showing me her love and support by constantly questioning whether or not this is the right thing to do. I wouldn’t have her any other way though. ‘I’m pretty sure,’ I tell her. ‘I made sure I was sure before I spent thousands of pounds on a wedding and a honeymoon.’ ‘Well, yeah, I figured,’ she replies. ‘But… I don’t know, I don’t think I thought you’d go through with it.’ I laugh. ‘And yet here we are,’ I say, smiling at her. ‘Daniel is… you know, he’s fine,’ she says. ‘Fine,’ I repeat back to her. Just what a bride wants to hear on her wedding day. ‘Yeah, he’s fine… he’s maybe just fine though?’ My best friend hasn’t waited until my wedding day to say this, she’s been telling me for years that Daniel was just too boring to settle down with. I think this is a ‘speak now or forever hold your peace’ type conversation, not that the latter sounds remotely like something Ali would do. ‘I know you think he’s boring,’ I tell her. ‘But, maybe “boring guys” are the ones you settle down with? Take that playboy banker you met last weekend – you wouldn’t marry him, would you?’ ‘Well, someone clearly did,’ she points out. ‘There was a wedding ring in his hotel bathroom.’ ‘Was?’ I dare to ask. ‘Yeah, I flushed it down the lav,’ she says casually. ‘I really don’t appreciate being lied to.’ Ali is a real force to be reckoned with. ‘I know you’re only being semi-serious with the whole talking me out of getting married thing,’ I start. ‘But honestly, I’ve thought this through. I love him, we’re happy together – OK, things might not be wild, but I know in my heart that it’s time to put sexy playboy bankers behind me.’ ‘Well, that’s what I do with them,’ Ali says with a wiggle of her eyebrows. I know that Ali just wants me to be happy, but I did consider all of this before agreeing to marry my fiancĂ©, Daniel Tyler, and when I say I considered it before agreeing, I mean I literally asked him for a moment, before I gave him my answer. The reason for this is because marriage is something I take seriously. My parents, both sixtyfive years of age, have been married since they were nineteen. I might be thirty-one, but I want to marry once, and for life. I had a blast in my twenties, Daniel and I moved in together when I was twenty-nine and now, comfortably accepting of the fact I am in my thirties, I finally feel ready to tie the knot. When some women say they have been planning their wedding for years, what they really mean is they’ve been dressing up in net curtains as kids and trolling Pinterest for flower arrangements as adults. Well, I really have been planning weddings for years… sort of. Not my own wedding and I’m certainly not a wedding planner. I’m a rom-com author and although the weddings I work with may be fictional, I haven’t just planned a lot of them – I’ve ruined a lot of them too. I’ve written ten books now, so it’s pretty safe to say I’ve considered every possible triumph, every little hiccup and every epic fail my romantic yet devious mind can conjure up. So, yes, while I have researched flowers, cakes and dresses, and tweaked them accordingly (pockets! Honestly, this is going to be a game changer), I don’t just know what this wedding needs, I know what it doesn’t need too. Obsessing over what flavour frosting to have is rather silly – that’s just the icing on the cake. What you should be worrying about are the things that are out of your control. I have essentially reverse-engineered every single wedding I’ve ever written, to make sure that my real wedding is perfect. It’s kind of a genius move.

Eeek I cannot wait to read this book. I do apologize for the formatting of the extract, I copied and pasted it and this is how it came up! 

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